East Gosford

When people ask me about what East Gosford is like, I often respond “it's an open door rehabilitation centre/nursing home where the inmates can wander around freely”. I would like to think that I'm being satirical, but the truth is, I'm being honest. Every day, from my vantage point in the loungeroom, I often see the same derelicts wander by, with their own set agendas. On occasions when I have to venture out of the house, I'm often brushing past the same people everyday, with blank, bored expressions, brightly dressed in the case of old spinsters, or clad in the tre-fashionable Lowes tracksuit pants and matching top for a majority of the male population. There's a small area, with fixed metal tables and chairs, where I often pass pensioners drinking out of brown paper bags. It's a depressing thought thinking that with so many places one can go to (considering pensioner excursion tickets cost $2.50 and last all day), the best they can come up with is a cigarette and a longneck of New in a public area. Mind you though, hardly a week goes by without a traffic accident or two at the nearby traffic lights, so you wouldn't have to go far for some entertainment, even if it is a trifle morbid.

It's not a bad place, but it's not a good place either. The area reminds me of a downmarket inner Sydney suburb, without the street crime. Unlike downtown Gosford, at least all of the shops in the main drag are occupied. Surprisingly, it has seven coffee shops/cafés within a two block radius. I have only recently discovered the pleasure of hot chocolate (I don't drink tea or coffee) and have singled out one of the cafés to go to, based purely on the fact that there's a waitress there that I quite like, but that's another story in itself. Besides, I can go there with a book and read for half an hour and pretend I'm an intellectual, which isn't that hard to do in this suburb! If I really want somewhere nicer to go, then I can always walk over to the Japanese gardens, which is just around the corner from my unit in Melbourne Street.

For covenience sake, there in an IGA across the road which is very handy when I'm looking to grab a few things without having to hop on a bus and head into Gosford or Erina. There are bakeries, takeaway joints, and Thai and Chinese restaurants, so it's not all bad. There's even a post office that's open on Saturdays at the back of the newsagency, which can be quite handy sometimes if I've forgotten to pay a bill during the week.

Still, I can't see myself spending the rest of my life here. If I do, I'd probably end up habitually going to the local TAB and wind up sitting in public drinking from a brown paper bag.

And if that happens, please, shoot me!

 

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